Saturday, December 10th, 2016

Why are you voting for President Barack Obama?

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Here at the Wigderson Library & Pub Institute for Political Research, we’re always seeking the answers to the most important questions. Today and tomorrow, possibly into Monday, we’re conducting our own poll. Judging from the ads for President Barack Obama that appear on the website, we’re confident that we have more than enough Democrats reading the site to conduct an internet poll of our own. So today and tomorrow we’re asking Democrats, “Why are you voting for President Barack Obama?”

Why are you voting for President Barack Obama?

  • Big Bird, Katy Perry, and Springsteen. (42%, 8 Votes)
  • Because $16 trillion in national debt is not enough. (21%, 4 Votes)
  • Because higher employment after 4 years in office is the economy moving in the right direction. (16%, 3 Votes)
  • Because he still needs another four years to crush the remnants of the economy with higher taxes and Obamacare. (16%, 3 Votes)
  • Because we're looking forward to a nuclear-armed Iran. (5%, 1 Votes)
  • Because sending guns to Mexican drug lords will keep both countries safer. (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 19

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