Will Abrams ruin Star Wars like he did Star Trek?
With the leaked news that J.J. Abrams will be directing the next Star Wars movie, a timely reminder from The Onion how Abrams nearly ruined the Star Trek franchise.
What will we do without dialogue like this, “I don’t know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that Jedi and POW! Mesa here! Mesa gettin’ very very scared!”