Would William Shatner approve?
I am not going to pick on Waukesha Mayoral candidate Jeff Scrima for living at home with his parents. If he does live with his parents, yet unproven, then perhaps its because of the wonderful pizza recipe that belongs in his family. I’m told it was the best on the campaign trail. So he might be living with his parents.
Or maybe he’s just doing his part to protect the sovereignty of Waukesha by not ever taking a shower or a bath. He deserves the thanks of every environmentalist in Waukesha for consuming only 200 gallons of water between October 20, 2008 and January 20, 2010 at his Greenfield Avenue address. To go months at a time without consuming any water whatsoever is a model for us all.
I’m sure it was just a mix up that he voted using his parents’ address. After all, when the rest of us walk into a polling place, the first question they ask us is, “Address?” In Scrima’s case, it was probably, “Hi Mr. and Mrs. Scrima. Oh good, you brought little Jeff, too.”
But in case, just in case, young Scrima is still living with his parents, I thought I would remind him of the advice William Shatner gave to his many fans,
There’s a whole world out there! When I was your age, I didn’t watch television! I LIVED! So… move out of your parent’s basements! And get your own apartments and GROW THE HELL UP!