Yard sign alert
Be on the alert for a stolen Mark Gundrum yard sign, the first reported yard sign theft of the Spring in Waukesha. It’s white and blue, and says, “Gundrum.” As the sign’s metal frame is kinda pointy, the thief should be considered armed and dangerous. A poke from the sign without a tetanus shot can give you lockjaw.
What kind of Congdon Democratic scum would steal a helpless yard sign? Bastards.