You people in Wauwatosa are weird
According to the Wauwatosa police report:
A female neighbor was paying bills about 3 p.m. April 19 when she looked out her window and noticed her neighbor in the 2600 block of North 66th Street standing in front of his window naked.
She thought it was a fluke and that he didn’t realize he could be seen, but he started touching himself. He returned to the window twice more and continued masturbating.
So far, this I understand. Granted, it’s not behavior that occurs in my neighborhood, but this much I find believable.
After consulting her daughter to make sure her eyes weren’t deceiving her, the woman called her Block Watch captain for advice. He brought a video camera to the woman’s home. The neighbor returned to the window for a fourth time and was recorded for 12 minutes.
She asked her daughter to confirm what she was seeing? How creepy was that? “Hey honey, come here. There’s a creepy man masturbating in the window.”
Then the Block Watch captain brings a video camera and they tape it for twelve minutes? Did someone pop popcorn, too?