You thought the mayor was paranoid about water conspiracies
From the Police Blotter in the Waukesha Freeman:
8:59 a.m. – A resident in the 100 block of Lasalle Street reported fears that her water was being poisoned with cocaine and formaldehyde.
(Thks: Too Kool or Just a Fool)
We’ll have to ask Steve Mackie of Soft Water if the salt tablets can get rid of the formaldehyde or if she’s better off getting Lake Michigan water.