Wednesday, August 21st, 2019

Democrats hide in brothel!


The Weekly World News (home of space alien election predictions) reports that they have tracked the Democrats to a brothel in Springfield, IL. It’s going to be hard to tell the whores from the whores.

Erpenbach accused new Republican Gov. Scott Walker of trying to rush the legislation, calling the governor’s style “dictatorial” at times. Erpenbach then spent an hour with Mindy – laying out his strategy.

“We all didn’t want to do this. I didn’t want to do this,” he added. “But if we have to stay in this brothel for the next three weeks, by God we will do it!”

The story would be funnier except Democratic State Representative Gordon Hintz was cited in Oshkosh for a sexual misconduct ordinance violation at a massage parlor. (I wonder if he asked for the experimental mile high special.) That story appeared in the Post Crescent and elsewhere.

Sometimes even the tabloid known for making wacky stuff up can’t keep up with the wacky stuff happening in the real world.

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