Tuesday, July 16th, 2019

Next time we'll try the tried-and-true method of making shit up as we go along. https://t.co/FyaiksS8qb — Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) November 4, 2016 By the way, The Onion reports Nate Silver met a tragic end: Saying they were forced to use lethal force after the statistician and FiveThirtyEight founder attempted to breach a secure checkpoint, […]

Somehow our family avoided the whole Hannah Montana craze, just as we avoided the Justin Bieber craze. But apparently Miley Cyrus’s performance last night was the biggest upset of a performer’s fan base since Ricky Nelson played a Rolling Stones song onstage. Cyrus was “twerking,” according to the Twitter faithful. (John Podhoretz had the best […]

From The Onion: Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama’s Placenta WASHINGTON–In the continuing controversy surrounding the president’s U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as “Afterbirthers” demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama’s placenta from his time inside his mother’s womb. “All we are asking is that the president produce a sample of his fetal […]

Over the years, Asher has embarrassed her children by appearing on the local evening news, writing impassioned letters to the editor of the local newspaper, speaking at city-council meetings and rallies, and even posting signs on the front lawn of their home. “Last week, Mom stuck a big sign in the yard that said, ‘Support […]

Mike Tate and the Democrats, desperate to come up with something to pin on Scott Walker to try to erase his eight-point lead over Tom Barrett, is going for the race card over the re-tweet on Twitter sent by Walker spokesman Jill Bader yesterday. It’s now official. If you dare show an African-American dancing on […]

Just because the team that’s led by a local boy actually won their division and went further into the playoffs than your team, this is the type of abuse Cowboy fans have to endure.  When you hate Tony Romo, you hate Wisconsin.  When you hate the Cowboys, you hate America. Print this entry

The Onion previews the Packers vs. Vikings matchup and gives the keys to the game for each.  My favorites: Packers:  “Al Harris can match up with any player in a one-on-one situation, so just stick him on whoever’s going to get the ball.” Vikings:  “Favre should try to whip the ball up at the top […]

No, this is not a headline from The Onion. Vice President Joe Biden really did reveal the secret bunker’s location. Vice President Joe Biden, well-known for his verbal gaffes, may have finally outdone himself, divulging potentially classified information meant to save the life of a sitting vice president. According to a report, while recently attending […]

No, really. I know. I thought it was from The Onion, too. Wasn’t there an episode of The Andy Griffith Show where Otis the town drunk joined Aunt Bea and her friends in campaigning for temperance? Print this entry

End Of Election Causes Obsessive Obama Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are Print this entry