Wednesday, August 21st, 2019

Next time we'll try the tried-and-true method of making shit up as we go along. https://t.co/FyaiksS8qb — Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) November 4, 2016 By the way, The Onion reports Nate Silver met a tragic end: Saying they were forced to use lethal force after the statistician and FiveThirtyEight founder attempted to breach a secure checkpoint, […]

The best mea culpa from a poll analyst yet:   No, I didn’t predict that the Republican Party would lose its fucking mind. https://t.co/THHsGoBuBh — Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) May 5, 2016 Hey, neither did I, but I’m losing my mind, too, after what happened Tuesday. Print this entry

This is the best summary of the Republican presidential race so far I have seen:   Really, the GOP primary is a Vonnegut book. The plot sucks, you hate all the characters, and the author is a douche https://t.co/sedKqqzgS5 — Leon Wolf (@LeonHWolf) March 18, 2016 Print this entry

Shhh. It’s a secret investigation. @EdMorrissey you sure it's not a Wisconsin prosecutors drone? — Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) April 24, 2015 Print this entry

Or, this tweet contains a virus. Pass. RT @washingtonpost: Meet the woman who tells everyone, "I have genital herpes” pic.twitter.com/1aXtwoHhHw — T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) April 16, 2015 Could be worse. They could have showed proof. Print this entry

People who buy the Apple Watch probably have dolphin paintings by Wyland on their walls. — John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) March 9, 2015 Print this entry

Problem with Santa bringing Frosty back to life after he melted is now we have Zombie Frosty. Hence the occasional screams in our factory. — Angry Santa Elf (@angrysantaelf) December 19, 2014 Print this entry

Thank you, Bill Murray. Any pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself. — Bill Murray (@BiIIMurray) December 10, 2014 Print this entry

The low information voter: RT @CitizenDino "I support @Westlund4WI because she is smart, makes me laugh when I see her & likes good music. #TeamKelly" #WinWithWestlund — KHARY PENEBAKER (@kharyp) September 24, 2014 I don’t know what’s sadder. The original Tweet, or the Westlund campaign thinking the endorsement was worth re-tweeting. Print this entry

Mary Burke will meet with Susan Happ….privately. – George Mitchell Print this entry