Sunday, August 25th, 2019

You thought the mayor was paranoid about water conspiracies


From the Police Blotter in the Waukesha Freeman:

8:59 a.m. – A resident in the 100 block of Lasalle Street reported fears that her water was being poisoned with cocaine and formaldehyde.

(Thks: Too Kool or Just a Fool)

We’ll have to ask Steve Mackie of Soft Water if the salt tablets can get rid of the formaldehyde or if she’s better off getting Lake Michigan water.

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