Saturday, November 18th, 2017

Can we get Jennifer Anniston to come?


If this doesn’t help get the amendment banning gay marriage passed in Wisconsin, nothing will. Brad Pitt has vowed not to marry Angelina Jolie until everyone can marry however they like. I assume that also means adolescent incestuous polyandries, but the article doesn’t say.

“Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able,” the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine’s October issue, on newsstands Sept. 19.

Unfortunately, Pitt has not restrained himself from siring bastard children with Jolie. We can only hope to find something else that offends him sufficiently for Pitt to take that step.

I would just note the coincidence that Pitt’s next performance is in a drama called “Babel.”

(I’m wagering the book is better.)

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