Monday, November 20th, 2017

Cruise & Holmes Have Baby Girl


It’s a girl! Katie Holmes has given birth to a 7lb, 7oz girl they have named Suri.

The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew, meaning “princess,” or in Persian, meaning “red rose,” the statement said.

What the name means in space alien was not disclosed. L Ron Hubbard could not be reached for comment, at least by reporters.

Holmes is a former Catholic who converted to Scientology like the child’s father, Tom Cruise. According to Cruise, the child will not be baptized and the child will be raised a Scientologist.There will be time to lament how the child is raised later, but for now let us pray that Ms. Holmes does not have to be treated for postpartum depression.

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