Did he write out a personal check?
My favorite spam e-mails are the ones from foreign countries that tell me that someone has died and would I help their widow launder $7.1 million dollars, and my share would be around $600,000. Oops, that wasn’t spam. That was a news article written by the Associated Press and the person giving me money is Wisconsin Attorney General JB Van Hollen.
Of course, Van Hollen might need some of that money back to defend his office from lawsuits, according to WTMJ-AM’s Jeff Wagner.
Still no terrorists, just satellite radio.