Didn’t I see this on Seinfeld?
(From The Soup Nazi)
GEORGE: So, how was the movie?
JERRY: Aw, we didn’t go. Sheila and I are kind of on the outs.
GEORGE: Oh, yeah?
JERRY: Yeah. Wha – wha – what are you, happy?
GEORGE: Happy? Why should I be happy?
JERRY: I don’t know, but you look like you’re happy.
GEORGE: Why should I care?
JERRY: You can’t fool me. Don’t insult me, George because I know when
GEORGE: All right. I am happy, and I’ll tell ya why — because the two of
you were making me and every one of your friends sick! Right, Elaine?
[Elaine sneaks out of Jerry’s apartment]
JERRY: Is that so?
GEORGE: Yeah. Yeah. With all that kissing and the schmuki, schmuki,
schmuki, schmuki, schmuki out in public like that. It’s disgusting!
GEORGE: People who do that should be arrested.
(Okay, it was childish and silly of me. What’s your point?)