Wednesday, October 26th, 2016

I think I need a few more drinks before I get this one


State Attorney General Peg Lautenschlager must’ve been hitting the Cranberry Schnapps when she came up with this doozie:

“If you’re a lesbian and you marry Osama bin Laden, tomorrow he will qualify for health insurance right away as your partner,” Wisconsin Attorney General Peg Lautenschlager said, noting that same-sex partners often do not qualify for spousal health insurance. {ht: Jenna}

I dunno, Peg. What kind of benefit plan does Al Qaeda have? What if the lesbian worked for Wal-Mart? Maybe he would want to keep his own health insurance.

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