Despite Alderman Charles Betker’s impending retirement, I will not run for alderman. Too many cranky bloggers living in my district.
Dutton Peabody: [protesting his nomination to the statehood convention] Good people of Shinbone; I beg of you; I, I’m your conscience, the small voice crying out in the wilderness, I, I’m your father confessor! I. I’m; what else am I?
Tom Doniphon: Town drunk?