Is he running for mayor of Madison?
First Jeff Scrima wants to snow plow the bike paths. Now he wants to cut the amount of salt we use on the roads.
“I’m not an expert on this, but I do wonder if our roads are oversalted,” Scrima said to the small crowd gathered around him. “Salt erodes roads faster than anything. I suspect there are other methods that can be used.”
Maybe we can put heating coils under the roads, just like the ones they use at Lambeau Field.
Wait, wait, I’ve got it. Every time it snows, everyone will fill their cars and trucks with the snow and drive it to the nearest quarry. Then, when the snow melts, we’ll have plenty of fresh water. Won’t it be great?