Saturday, November 25th, 2017

Kewaunee declares war


It’s official. The continued occupation of Iraq can continue. Kewaunee voted 57% to 43% to continue the war.

For the record, as long as we were having referendums yesterday, we held a referendum in the Wigderson Family Kitchen yesterday and it was decided 2:1 to ban the growing of brussel sprouts in the United States. A second referendum was held and 100% of the voters agreed that Democratic consultant Bill Christofferson should be forced to swim in the Milwaukee River after MMSD does one of it’s dumpings.

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