Kewaunee declares war
It’s official. The continued occupation of Iraq can continue. Kewaunee voted 57% to 43% to continue the war.
For the record, as long as we were having referendums yesterday, we held a referendum in the Wigderson Family Kitchen yesterday and it was decided 2:1 to ban the growing of brussel sprouts in the United States. A second referendum was held and 100% of the voters agreed that Democratic consultant Bill Christofferson should be forced to swim in the Milwaukee River after MMSD does one of it’s dumpings.