Make mine a spotted owl, mushroom and onion
Jim Geraghty gives a pretty good explanation of former Massachussets Governor Mitt Romney’s relative success campaigning so far, but hits one flat note describing Romney’s opponent, former Godfather Pizza CEO Herman Cain,
At this rate, next month Herman Cain will be apologizing for offering sausages made from endangered species as topping options while running Godfather’s Pizza.
As anyone who has heard a Cain speech in person can tell you, he wouldn’t apologize. He would attack the liberals for interfering in the free market causing the price of his meat supplies to go up. Only he would say it much better than I just wrote it.