McGee, Jackson and the lyrics to Billie Jean
So let me get this straight. Michael McGee Jr is really Michael Jackson Jr because Michael Jackson Sr was adopted by the McGee family after Jackson returned from Vietnam. McGee Jr really did have an affair with Kim Rucker, and now he’s applying for a passport. Meanwhile, Michael Jackson Jr has some outstanding parking fines and lawsuit judgements.
We haven’t had this much fun since Marvin Pratt’s wife switched the license plates.
Does it occur to anyone that McGee/Jackson might just be a case of multiple personality disorder? Okay, Michael McGee jr didn’t use that e-mail address to send bad poems to Kim Rucker, Michael Jackson jr did. Michael McGee Jr didn’t have a “romantic relationship” with Kim Rucker, Michael Jackson Jr did.
Of course, that totally screws up the song lyrics. But then, maybe that was Michael McGee singing:
For Forty Days And Forty Nights
The Law Was On Her Side
But Who Can Stand When She’s In Demand
Her Schemes And Plans
‘Cause We Danced On The Floor In The Round
So Take My Strong Advice, Just Remember To Always Think Twice
(Do Think Twice)
Patrick at Badger Blogger is all over this story, but Mary at Freedom Eden has some real questions about the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel’s domestic spying program that looks at Social Security numbers.