Saturday, August 24th, 2019

New political drinking game


Tired of politics? Ready to go into a coma until Election Day? You’ve already cast a ballot and it’s time to get pickled?

Pick any news show on the network of your choice. It doesn’t matter if it’s Fox or MSNBC or CNN. Every time they say, “turnout,” drink. Every time they say, “it comes down to turnout,” drink twice. If they say, “turnout game,” chug your beer or slam your drink.

Make sure you have a designated driver. Or, if you’re driving through Jefferson County, make sure you have your Democratic Party membership card. Susan Happ will make it your “get out of jail free” card.

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