Barack Obama arrived in Washington D.C. today. At the airport he was greeted by throngs of journalists laying palm fronds across his path and singing “Hosanna in the highest!” The cry caused the nearby baggage shepherds to ask, what’s all the ruckus? And the answer was, “The Obama has come! Make way for The Obama!”
It’s expected that tomorrow Obama will visit the Capitol to overturn a few desks and give his “Den of Thieves” speech.