Thursday, December 8th, 2016

One bird flu over the cuckoo’s nest

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Coming soon to a university near you.

I thought I learned nearly everything about the bird flu in recent months, but Professor John McAdams learns the real origin of the pandemic scare from Irish politician Morgan Stack: it’s all Donald Rumsfeld’s fault. When asked in an interview if the bird flu is a government conspiracy, Stack replied,

Yes. The reasons for this are numerous but revolve around the fact that Donald Rumsfeld was CEO of the company that created Tamiflu and a member of its board of directors since 1988. (Would you buy a drug off Donald Rumsfeld? Well, we already have). I’m no expert on bird flu but when I read that the ‘discovery’ in Scotland recently was by a bird flu team ‘drilling’ the discovery of an infected bird I nearly fell off my stool. . . .

And here I thought bird flu was invented by a bunch of business disaster recovery consultants.

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