Panic in the race for governor
I love self-parody. Chris Liebenthal at the Walker-obsessed Cognitive Dissidence gives the best example of it I’ve seen in a long time. This is just fantastic.
Team Walker, With No Democratic Opponent, Is In A Blind Panic
And then Liebenthal actually tries to explain about how having no declared Democratic candidate is sending Milwaukee County Executive Scott Walker into a panic. I laughed until I cried.
Wait, wait. We can help Liebenthal out with more jokes. “Falk candidacy threatens Walker because of her state-wide campaign experience.” “Ed Garvey’s experience overshadows Walker.” “If Republicans win in Virginia, Republican momentum hurts Walker.” “Strong Republican congressional candidates hurt Walker.” If Walker wins in a landslide next November, “Walker campaign ends abruptly due to Democratic opposition.”