Recommended by egg-throwers everywhere
From today’s police blotter in the Waukesha Freeman:
THURSDAY 6:53 a.m. – A caller in the 2000 block of Chatsworth Circle had his house egged for the third time since December. He reported that the eggs were Nature Touch brand.
Let me help the police. Nature Touch eggs are available at the Kwik Trip, another example of how well that boycott is working.