Wednesday, November 22nd, 2017

She probably wanted to discuss her feelings and he just wanted to watch the game


Found over at Boots & Sabers, a Russian woman set fire to her husband’s penis as he sat naked watching TV. From Reuters:

A woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was “difficult to predict.”

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

“It was monstrously painful,” the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. “I was burning like a torch. I don’t know what I did to deserve this.”

She was probably still mad at him for the time he spent naked blogging rather than out cutting the grass. Just a guess on my part.

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