Friday, October 20th, 2017

I lasted forty minutes in the dunk tank at Wales Summer Splash yesterday before my knees could no longer drag me out of the water. Yes, that was fear in my eyes when the baseball players came over from their games to take their shots. I’ll give the Wales’ fire chief credit for lasting the […]

But will the mayor accept? I’ll be in the dunk tank at the Wales Summer Splash from 2:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Saturday, July 10th. Given the cowardly rag arms of my critics, I suspect the newspaper I’ll be reading will remain perfectly dry. But, if by some miracle I end up in the […]

One of the drawbacks of being a popular celebrity like myself is that you’re always in demand. For example, when the Village of Wales found out I was available, they couldn’t wait for me to make a public appearance at the Wales Summer Splash this year. The Summer Splash this year is on July 9th […]