Saturday, December 10th, 2016

Yep, when Santa’s reindeer decide to fight for $15, suddenly venison is on the table while automation takes over: Notice it only takes three robot reindeer to do the job of eight or nine actual magic reindeer. No need for a glowing nose guide either when you can just use a GPS application on your […]

We’re ready for the war on Christmas, apparently. – JW State preparing to welcome Santa Claus Wisconsin Department of Military Affairs sent this bulletin at 12/23/2015 01:23 PM CST News: State preparing to welcome Santa Claus 12/23/2015 08:46 AM CST Contact: Wisconsin National Guard Public Affairs Office December 23, 2015 Gov. Scott Walker directed the […]

Yep, works for me with Santa every time. "Leave Scotch, not cookies"—Santa's tip for how to get off the naughty list at the last possible moment. — Angry Santa Elf (@angrysantaelf) December 23, 2014 Print this entry

Watch out Santa! This is what happens when Jennifer Epps Addison takes Wisconsin Jobs Now to the mall: No visit with Santa for you, but for Epps Addison it’s no problem. It helps that she knows when her group is going to ruin the mall shopping experience: It may be impossible to get 4 people […]

According to the Newseum, “Eight-year-old Virginia O’Hanlon wrote a letter to the editor of New York’sSun, and the quick response was printed as an unsigned editorial Sept. 21, 1897. The work of veteran newsman Francis Pharcellus Church has since become history’s most reprinted newspaper editorial, appearing in part or whole in dozens of languages in […]

When I call the Democratic Party’s leadership a pair of juvenile delinquents, I cannot stress “juvenile” nearly enough. Santa has come early. — Graeme Zielinski (@gjzielinski) October 4, 2012 Every day is Christmas when you believe the government can just give you everything. Print this entry

An important press release from the governor’s office: Gov. Walker orders “Operation Santa” for Christmas Eve State Ready to Welcome Santa Claus  Governor Walker today directed the Wisconsin National Guard and Wisconsin Emergency Management to assist with a very important mission Saturday night to help Santa as he makes his way through the Badger State […]

10. Conflict in scheduling with the Festivus parade. 9. Santa Claus has a restraining order. 8. Former Mayor Larry Nelson liked the Christmas parade, so Scrima is against it. 7. He heard Cub Scout Pack 9’s Christmas parade float used fire last year. (He wasn’t there to see it himself.) Scrima is manning the emergency […]

Twas the Night Before Christmas A Visit from St. Nicholas By Clement C. Moore ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; The children were nestled […]

Publication: Waukesha Freeman (Conley); Date:2009 Dec 24; Section:Opinion; Page Number: 10A   The joy of Christmas      (James Wigderson is a blogger publishing at and a Waukesha resident. His column runs Thursdays in The Freeman.)      Christmas is an exciting time for the Wigderson household. As some of our neighbors have even observed, it’s a […]