Wednesday, December 7th, 2016

A young girl saved the life of her best friend when she remembered Spongebob performed the Heimlich maneuver on Squidward to dislodge a clarinet stuck in his throat. Miriam, a Long Beach Middle School seventh-grader, and her “BFF,” Allyson Golden, had just finished rehearsing the “West Side Story” classic, “I Feel Pretty,” for an upcoming […]

It’s hard to read the city budget while Spongebob’s pet snail Gary is infected with Mad Snail Disease and is turning all of Bikini Bottom into zombies.  Yes, I’m married with children.  Fortunately, Darryl Enriquez has already given us a head start: The overall tax levy is proposed to increase 6.43%,,  from more than $48.3 […]

Time Warner may be telling it’s customers, “No crabby patty for you!” Media giant Viacom Inc. said its Nickelodeon, MTV, Comedy Central and 16 other channels will go dark for 13 million subscribers at 12:01 a.m. Thursday if a new carriage fee deal with Time Warner Cable is not agreed upon by then. The impasse […]