The naked truth
From the police report in Waukesha Patch:
Indecent Exposure: A naked man was seen running in the 2100 block of East Moreland Boulevard Wednesday about 1:40 a.m. The man was described as 40- to 50-years-old and bald, with longer hair on the sides of his head. Police were unable to find the man.
One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, “Hey buddy…why are you doing that for?”
He said, “Because you came home early.” – the late Rodney Dangerfield