Saturday, December 10th, 2016

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-31

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  • just found out Keith Richards quit drinking. The collapse of civilization cannot be far behind. #
  • rt @Poynter Senator goes off on MSNBC hosts questioning their “integrity” as journalists, calling them “irresponsible" http://bit.ly/btZzRm #
  • Pinewood derby this weekend. Wife is getting ready for the cake auction. I'm mentally preparing myself for battle. The scout is in training. #
  • State Sen. Judy Robson out. Surprised she's leaving when the "Mandatory wash behind your ears" bill had such promise. http://bit.ly/atOwgH #
  • RT @PoliticalJules #littleknownfeaturesofiPad is engaged to TOTUS (rumored to have an ipod in the oven) #
  • #littleknownfeaturesofiPad #iPad can double as a deli scale. #
  • #littleknownfeaturesofiPad The crayola crayon washes right off. #
  • #littleknownfeaturesofiPad Instead of writing your letter to Penthouse, with #iPad you can live blog it. #
  • Oops, one more. #littleknownfeaturesofiPad #iPad knows the answer to, "Does this dress make me look fat?" #
  • Last one for me: #littleknownfeaturesofiPad #iPad can provide the GPS for Congressman Paul Ryan's Roadmap for America's Future #
  • #littleknownfeaturesofiPad #iPad can impress your friends without being able to do anything actually new. (I can keep going like this.) #
  • #littleknownfeaturesofiPad #iPad comes with Swiss army knife attachment, including bottle opener and corkscrew. #
  • #littleknownfeaturesofiPad If you shake the #iPad real good, you can start all over again. #
  • #littleknownfeaturesofiPad #iPad can close the pod bay doors if you make fun of it too long. #
  • #littleknownfeaturesofiPad #iPad comes with "The Best of Air America" #
  • #littleknownfeaturesofiPad #iPad can almost store one entire speech from Atlas Shrugged. #
  • #littleknownfeaturesofiPad #iPad makes a great tip calculator. #
  • #littleknownfeaturesofiPad #iPad can imitate a child's weight in the passenger seat, de-activating the air bag. #
  • #littleknownfeaturesofiPad #iPad is the cost-curve bender in Obama's health care plans. #
  • #littleknownfeaturesofiPad #iPad will think of better excuses for your staff while you go to Argentina with your girlfriend. #
  • #littleknownfeaturesofiPad #iPad has the original Barack Obama birth certificate (a little conspiracy humor) #
  • Civilization's end rt@NickSchweitzer The Menifee Union School District in Calif banned dictionaries in the classroom http://bit.ly/c0GZOL #
  • #littleknownfeaturesofiPad #iPad can tell you the betting line of football game better than Al Michaels. #
  • #littleknownfeaturesofiPad #iPad can substitute as home plate in a pick-up softball game. #
  • #littleknownfeaturesofiPad #iPad can tell you up-to-the-minute Steve Jobs' net worth. #
  • #littleknownfeaturesofiPad #iPad will talk to your significant other while you watch the game. #
  • #littleknownfeaturesofiPad #iPad is smarter than Barack Obama's teleprompter. #
  • #littleknownfeaturesofiPad #iPad can Xerox your butt, depending on size of your butt. #
  • #littleknownfeaturesofiPad #iPad can tell you if your Coors light is cold. #
  • #littleknownfeaturesofiPad Built in foot massager. #
  • rt chicagotribune Daley: CTA service cuts better than fare hikes: http://bit.ly/aueeVl || Ride an Asian carp instead. #
  • Attn Kmart shoppers: rt @mikehogan For those in the ESRI Beta Program – 9.4 (10) Beta 2 is being released this afternoon. (I have no idea.) #
  • Why has much of my day been spent wondering if I have enough olives in the refrigerator at home? #
  • Please remain seated until the roller coaster comes to a complete stop. #
  • rt @captimes Dog sled stolen on south side – A dog sled was stolen on the south side.. http://ow.ly/16r2vc || Plowing is that bad in Madison #
  • Unless the President produces a birth certificate showing he's from Mars, tonight's State of the Union address is irrelevant. #
  • I'm waiting on Jim Sullivan's reaction to Doyle's speech. After all, it's his final "state of the state" speech, too. #
  • rt @WKOW "When they write the history of this time, let them say we met our generation’s challenge. || and billed it to the next. #
  • rt @WKOW "None of my duties as Governor brings me more pride than being Commander-in-Chief of our Wisconsin National Guard"|| Invade Ill. #
  • rt @WKOW Now talking about Packers and welcomes Mark Tauscher || I bet Tommy Thompson did it better drunk. #
  • Not following Governor's speech. Following @kevinbinversie who is following @WKOW. #
  • Is There Hope for New Jersey?: http://bit.ly/6MJoKp via @addthis (Maybe lessons for Wisconsin, too.) #
  • Somewhere over the RNSC today, someone is imitating the Dean Scream: "We'll go to Massachusetts, then to Delaware, then to Wisconsin and…" #
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