Tuesday, November 21st, 2017

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-04-18


  • Just finished filling out my census form. Every 10 years I get to quote Steve Martin from the jerk. #
  • Asteroid? Didn't anyone tell Obama the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1? #
  • I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. You know, at one time I think I secretly wanted to be a writer. C K Dexter Haven #
  • If Wisconsin's Democrats were really concerned about offending Native Americans, why do they still have Jackson Day dinners? #
  • Oldest child has backed away from the self-destruct button. But the youngest child has just found out it's bedtime and is reaching for it. #
  • Eldest child warned about self-destruct sequence but is still reaching for the button. #
  • I can personally testify that Pampered Chef carving knives are very sharp. But a little cold water and the blade cleaned right up. #
  • If the food tastes good, the 2nd degree burn isn't so bad. #
  • Well, the stove top needed cleaning anyway. #
  • Spaghetti for dinner, just the way mama made it. #
  • Getting lots of compliments on last week's article for the Waukesha Freeman. http://bit.ly/cqsU4t That means I have to work harder this week #
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