Your lost Social Security card
Did you know you’re only allowed ten replacement Social Security cards in your lifetime? What happens when you go all the way to eleven? You don’t get to collect when you retire? You can’t change jobs? Republicans will ban you from voting?
Do they really have a database that keeps track of these things? They can’t even keep terrorists off of airplanes, and the government is supposed to keep track of how many Social Security cards I’ve had?
Heck, I resent that they even gave me one.